grace 16. washington dc →

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Once upon a time, there were two girls in a coffee shop…

lesbiansaurusrex:

slightlyoddbutcharming:

mysteryofalba:

And Hajabeg(x) tweeted us their story:

Honestly, the best ever.

This is what happens when Fangirls get out in public lol

Best

COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

dolphinvera:

Take my hand, take my whole life too.

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

loveanddrevenge:

this show god

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it